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Oh this is priceless! LAugh out loud with me!

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BEST HUSBAND
 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
 
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house.
 
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror.  Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
 
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.  His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son… what happened
last night?"
 
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I’m married!!"
 
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . PRICELESS
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Author: kidfriendlyja

Exploring all activities Jamaican that our children would enjoy!

15 thoughts on “Oh this is priceless! LAugh out loud with me!

  1. I literally laughed out loud when I read this!  Thanks for posting it!
    (still chuckling)
    Barb 🙂

  2. That is GREAT! Too funny!!! (Good answer, dude, good answer!!)
     
    weimie

  3. G,
     
    That was hysterical!  Thanks for the good laugh!
     
    Beth 

  4. This was the cutest story ever hehe Thanks for sharing and ihope you are having the most loveliest of weeks!
    Jacy

  5. Oh that is just hysterical!  Thanks for the laugh!God bless 🙂

  6. Wow, great entrie!!!

  7. After all that, he had better say the right thing at the damn right time!!  You bet….lol!
     
    Have a good one!

  8. hahahahahahaha!you actually predicted my response! I DID laugh out loud! That\’s hilarious!Have a blessed weekend.

  9. to cute… 
     
    :o) smiles easy to give away they are free… :o) very contagious… :o) so pass one to anyone … :o) to people that you love… :o) and even to those you don\’t… :o) in no time the whole world will be smiling :o)

  10. LOL, I just love that joke. Have a great weekend. -S-

  11. Now you tell mankind? Too little too late lol.
     
    Thanks for the laugh. Hoping your weekend is wonderful
     
    Hugs
     
    Yellow

  12. definitely priceless!  Thanks for the birthday wishes….good to stop by for a visit!

  13. That was too funny, Gayle (hahahaha)!  Now you know that Jack is not a Caribbean man, right:)?  Anyway, I am off tomorrow – I will check in off and on.  Hugs.

  14. HA!!  I love that!  Too funny! 
     
    I would still be crabby about cleaning up puke though!  -T

  15. It\’s funny, but definitely cute. I hope you don\’t mind me copying this for one of my entries next time. Will link back to you though!

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