Did you hear my scream!
Come on you must have I swear it resonated like a sonic boom.
What caused such a shrill scream you may be wondering !
Well it is because A Lizard jumped unto my shoulder!
Aaaaahhhhhhahhahhhhhh a nasty, stinky beady eyed croaking lizard/wood slave/geeko ( you choose a name) leaped off the ceiling and landed square onto my unsuspecting shoulder… I shall say it again AAAAHHHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
Sorry Beth, but I despise lizards they crawl my blood and to have one of those slimy looking ones touching me is enough to make me hurl.
The shock of the bump on my shoulder and then to look around and make eye contact with those beady eyes totally freaked me out.
Luckily, I shook it off because anyone in the Caribbean knows about the stories about those type of lizards that stick on for an hour or 24 hours and of course in the split second that the lizard used me for a landing pad I certainly recalled every single one. Needless to say I have been saying Praise and thank you that I had on a long sleeve shirt and didn’t really have to feel the ick of the lizard and that it jumped off when I jumped up.
Even though it has been well over an hour since it happened, I swear I still feel the imprint of the lizard on my shoulder.
I feel sick. ( Oh this lizard lives behind the mirror and clearly has no respect for his neighbour…me)
Anyway I survived to tell the tale so that is good for something. And if I was a calypsonian I would have material for a calypso. Sparrow did it why not me 🙂
Update on my week:
I took my son to get his tooth filed down and it wasn’t a great experience, but it wasn’t that bad and though I was hoping that the dentist will go down more on the tooth at least it is no longer cutting into his bottom lip.
The children were at home so that meant i didn’t have to deal with the traffic or get up early so all in all a good week 🙂
Hope everyone is enjoying their 4th of July weekend. Me I am trying to stay far away from that lizard.